If you're not from Metro Detroit...

Kinja'd!!! "Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie)
06/03/2015 at 11:46 • Filed to: None

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You might not know who Charlie LeDuff is. Personally, I think the guy is a riot. My aunt sends me links to his stories occasionally since I no longer live in Detroit. This one she sent to me today makes me want to head out to Virginia just for shits and grins.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
06/03/2015 at 12:06

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My favorite is when he went down to Detroit and waited with a woman who called the cops saying her house was broken into.

They called in the morning, the cops arrived when it was dark out. he took a bath, helped her with laundry....lol

their big mistake was saying the person was gone and they were safe, if they said someone was still in the house, they would’ve been bumped up the list.

It was a hysterical segment that called out how f’d the detroit police departmant was/is. It’s that they’re over stretched, not that they’re bad. The cops got their as soon as all the other stuff ahead of it was done.


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
06/03/2015 at 12:13

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I liked the one where he went golfing throughout the bad parts of the city.


Kinja'd!!! Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/03/2015 at 12:30

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Yep, I liked that one too. The one where he had the transgender squatter arrested was also good.


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
06/03/2015 at 12:31

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I loved it when he and Anthony Bourdain explored all the great restaurants of Detroit.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
06/03/2015 at 12:44

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oh man that one was epic.

If we could just replace the entire Fox 2 News program with him for an hour, I’d watch everyday lol